Hogwarts is my home.
You're just as sane as I am.
English teacher: Never kill off your main character, it shows poor writing skills
Shakespeare: Excuse you
John Green: Excuse you
The BBC: Excuse you
Fox: LETS KILL THEM TWICE
CW: LETS KILL THEM A HUNDRED TIMES
BBC: Did someone say multiple deaths?
George R.R. Martin: KILL THEM, KILL THEM ALL, EVEN THE ANIMALS, THEY ALL HAVE TO DIE!
lets play a game called how close can you get to your friend without becoming a gay couple
I’m sorry, but I think Doctor Who wins this game.
So there’s this girl who was in my class this week. 8 years old, named Bella. Yesterday she was absent, and this was because she was visiting her father on set. Because her father is Mark Ruffalo.
I spent a week supervising Mark Ruffalo’s daughter and didn’t know until the last day of class.
Imagine if mark Ruffalo saw this on tumblr…
What do you mean ‘imagine’? He probably already did
Osric Chau: Family Pet
Richard Spieght Junior and Rob Benedict: The Lovers
Matt Cohen: The Supermodel
Jim Beaver and Mark Sheppard: The Old Couple
Sebastian Roche: The Horny One
Misha Collins: The one everyone makes fun of
Jared Padalecki: Best Body
Jensen Ackles: The family weirdo
Mark Pellegrino: The one who is always just there